February 2011
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luck is believing you’re lucky
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things i dislike
accidentally eating the ONE burnt kernel of popcorn in the big tasty bowl of popcorn
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
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I want to have fun. I want to shine like the sun. I want to be the one that you...
– Joni Mitchell, All I Want
CLICK THE SQUARES. THIS IS MAGICAL. i am so easily amused.
Your media has lied to you and you are DISTORTED, TWISTED, WARPED, off track and...
– Charles Manson
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List of drug urban legends →
candid conversations with my dad
Me: Hey dad, what constitutes a felony? All of these job applications are asking if I've ever been convicted of one.
Dad: Lots of things. Robbery, assault, all kinds of shit.
Me: Like what?
Dad: Well, this one time your aunt and I drove up to Chicago to pick up 500 hits of acid and 3 pounds of weed. I'm pretty sure we committed some felonies that day. Good times.
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smoke clove cigarettes in a garden in Italy and grow my own vegetables and take naps in the sun and drink wine with every meal and i want to ENJOY MY TIME ON EARTH instead of working and stressing and trying to impress everyone all of the damn time because you know what? THAT IS NOT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT. not that i have any idea what life is about, i know absolutely nothing about that but it is my...
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and that, my friends, is how it is with love. the sun is warm and the world is a...