i just had a dream that i was friends with Mr. Bean and i drove a hummer with a stripper pole in it and i could teleport and my dog could jump from the roof
maybe there is something wrong with me
i just had a dream that i was friends with Mr. Bean and i drove a hummer with a stripper pole in it and i could teleport and my dog could jump from the roof
maybe there is something wrong with me
Look what I made! :)
well, internet… this is the swimsuit i picked, because i am the queen of modesty. hot gingham modesty.
dear internet-
i am determined to wear a stupid bikini this summer (because my well worn modest one-piece is matronly and unflattering) and i need to find one that will hold up my boobs. without slicing open my shoulders. i know, life is hard. suggestions?
obviously the internet needed more of my beautiful face
#sometimes i get really bored
#i’m not actually cockeyed, i just make this face a lot
i’m feeling particularly pretty today, tumblr. i know i know, sweet rollers grandma :)
I have an overwhelming desire to move to Montana and start painting again.
hey tumblr,
i made a silly 365 photo blog. because i can. maybe it’ll be amusing. follow it if you like.
I should really grow up
and take things more seriously,
get rid of my silly wardrobe full of rainbow tee shirts, too many hoodies, unflattering jeans and sweatpants
try to understand the concept of responsibility
and maybe try harder to not look ~16 years old so people will stop carding me when i order drinks.
my bunny has a spot on her nose that looks like the profile of a bunny sitting down. DOUBLE BUNNY ALL THE WAY.
hey tumblr, just thought you should know… my boyfriend is the best. also the cutest.
two of my favorite tattoos, hipstamatic style.
here, tumblr. have something adorable. this is the man i love having his nose kissed by me. adorable.
My dog is the prettiest.
impulsive is definitely a word i would use to describe myself.